{"id":42,"date":"2006-11-26T22:41:16","date_gmt":"2006-11-27T02:41:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dementedramblings.com\/?p=42"},"modified":"2006-11-26T22:41:36","modified_gmt":"2006-11-27T02:41:36","slug":"if-you-deep-fry-it-they-will-come","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dementedramblings.com\/?p=42","title":{"rendered":"If you deep fry it, they will come"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I went to Gran&#8217;s for turkey day, that means that my own turkey had to wait.  We cooked it today, just a turkey breast.<\/p>\n<p>Pop rigged us up a safe turkey frying contraption rather like Alton&#8217;s.  And of course, we did that thing that all people do when they deep fry a turkey &#8211; we started insanely searching for other things to deep fry.  No, we didn&#8217;t fry any dish towels or anything.  We dropped little lumps of dressing into the oil, making the best hush puppies of all time.  And then we made fries.<\/p>\n<p>Aw yeah!  Although I must say that this is the first time that I can ever recall having ketchup on the plate with my turkey.<\/p>\n<p>We brined the turkey last night and it was wonderfully moist and tender.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I went to Gran&#8217;s for turkey day, that means that my own turkey had to wait. We cooked it today, just a turkey breast. Pop rigged us up a safe turkey frying contraption rather like Alton&#8217;s. And of course, we did that thing that all people do when they deep fry a turkey &#8211; we [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-42","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-experimental-kitchenry","category-food"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dementedramblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dementedramblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dementedramblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dementedramblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dementedramblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=42"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dementedramblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dementedramblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=42"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dementedramblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=42"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dementedramblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=42"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}