{"id":111,"date":"2011-01-23T18:06:10","date_gmt":"2011-01-23T23:06:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dementedramblings.com\/?p=111"},"modified":"2011-01-23T21:32:07","modified_gmt":"2011-01-24T02:32:07","slug":"the-last-january-birthday-present","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dementedramblings.com\/?p=111","title":{"rendered":"The last January birthday present"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My mommy didn&#8217;t want anything for her birthday, so I&#8217;ll probably just buy her dinner.  Besides, I kind of blew out on her for Christmas.  <\/p>\n<p>My friend Dream shares a birthday with my mommy.  She&#8217;s recently become addicted to Angry Birds and I&#8217;d thought of making her an Angry Bird plush like I&#8217;d seen over at Obsessively Stitching.  I&#8217;m especially in love with her piggies.  However, when it came time to start work on the gift, I just wasn&#8217;t feeling the birds.<\/p>\n<p>So, I called up her hubby, who clued me in to the fact that she&#8217;d been silently coveting the sock monsters.  Thanks again, Homes.  <\/p>\n<p>It seems that each monster gets more detailed than the last.  This one has teeth, a gothy collar,  earrings, silly hair and a tattoo.  I introduce to you &#8211; Fang von Lichtenstein, the Baron Fang von Lichtenstein to you lowly peons.  <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.dementedramblings.com\/images\/projects\/2011\/dream_sm_full.jpg\"\/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.dementedramblings.com\/images\/projects\/2011\/dream_sm_face.jpg\"\/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.dementedramblings.com\/images\/projects\/2011\/dream_sm_ear.jpg\"\/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.dementedramblings.com\/images\/projects\/2011\/dream_sm_tattoo.jpg\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Why yes, that IS a Horde tattoo.  Freehanded even!  And here he is with his new person.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.dementedramblings.com\/images\/projects\/2011\/dream_and_sm.jpg\"\/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My mommy didn&#8217;t want anything for her birthday, so I&#8217;ll probably just buy her dinner. Besides, I kind of blew out on her for Christmas. My friend Dream shares a birthday with my mommy. She&#8217;s recently become addicted to Angry Birds and I&#8217;d thought of making her an Angry Bird plush like I&#8217;d seen over [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dementedramblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dementedramblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dementedramblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dementedramblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dementedramblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=111"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.dementedramblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":118,"href":"https:\/\/www.dementedramblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111\/revisions\/118"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dementedramblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dementedramblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dementedramblings.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}